School mascot discovers real father is Demogorgon
A new records dump by Ancestry.com has led many university mascots to search for their forgotten parents that were disconnected at birth. The records include birth certificates, marriage records, burial sites, and passports dating back to the early 20th century. Western Mexico University’s mascot Rawhide was recently reconnected with his father, the Demogorgon. “I didn’t know what to believe when I finally made the connection through a university adoption document,” said Rawhide. “I could feel my mane stand up as I read the name.” The discovery has made national news despite university officials’ attempt to keep the story quiet because of the negative association with the demonic monster. “We stand by the positive values and the many contributions that Rawhide has brought to our student body and community,” said WNMU President Dr. Joseph Shepard. Since 1984, the Demogorgon has been thought to father many offspring, most of them believed to be...